How do you scare a guido? Find out the punch line by watching the Season 2 finale of MTV's Jersey Shore (Thursday, 10 p.m. ET). Or just keep reading here…
Thursday's finale involves the tanned and gelled reality stars coming in very close proximity to an alligator during a road trip to the Everglades. The cold-blooded reptile actually charges their boat and snaps his teethy jaws at them.
Wow, so even alligators know how obnoxious these people are? Did this scaly creature see last week's episode, when the drunk and tact-challenged Snooki picked a fight at Miami's cheesy nightclub, Space? Was he, too, disgusted by J-Woww's black and neon pink "ultimate stripper outfit," or by her "hookup board," which delineated all of the spit swapping among the cast members? (That scene did lead to a particularly rich moment, when Snooki declared how f%&%&-ing embarrassed she was that she'd been with all three guys in the house.) Any of these scenes could certainly drive a reptile to snap.
Even before the final episode airs, we know that none of the cast actually gets eaten by an alligator. The Sitch made it through to humiliate himself on ABC's Dancing With the Stars, and Snooki's recent arrest proves that she's still alive. But let's be honest, seeing an alligator devour the cast during the season finale would provide a certain satisfaction, wouldn't it?
It would be just like watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, when we see all the childrens' misdeeds -- and then we watch what happens to them for acting that way. But, alas. Despite another season of bad behavior, these guidos and guidettes will not get their comeuppance. Instead, they just keep getting rewarded with book deals, clothing lines, supplement lines and lots of lots of camera time. It's a guido's world, after all. Alligators just live in it.
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